The MAPW Tag Team champions Asp Evergreen and Eddie Chavez come to the ring. Asp is decked out in a
powder blue tuxedo with ruffled shoes, and Eddie has on a black tux with a tuxedo t-shirt underneath. Asp is holding flowers,
while Eddie has a box of chocolates and a small Victoria Secret bag.
They try and call out Joanie Laurer.
Asp] Joanie we need to know which one of us you like better.
Eddie] Joanie please, tell Asp that you like me best.
Asp] She's sweet on me..
Eddie] Is not
Asp] Is too
Eddie] Let the babe decide..please Joanie...
Asp] Joanie loves Asp...not Chachi
Eddie] You calling me Chachi ?
Asp] If the shoe fits wear it
Eddie] Your the one stuck in the mid to late 1980's not me...
Asp] I don't think she's coming dude
Eddie] I feel awkward
Asp] Can I have some chocolates
*Eddie begins to unwrap the chocolates*
Out from the back comes the Natural Born Thrillers Sean O'Haire and Mark Jindrak to a mixed reaction
from the crowd.
O'Haire] You know I understand that the fans love you guys...and I respect that as underdogs you have managed to hold
those tag titles for so long..but honest guys..I think the fans need champions they can RESPECT. So, as friends, I tell you
guys that we are the number one challengers now for those belts and next week we demand our title shot.
Asp] Hey have you guys seen Joanie Laurer?
Eddie *standing on his tip toes*] She's about this tall, really cute..
Jindrak] I told you Sean...these guys are just idiots...we don't need to pander to them or the fans. Listen retards next
week we're taking those belts from you.
Asp] Okay, well, if you see her let her know we're looking for her.
MAPW TV Title Match
Billy Kidman defeated Nigel McGuinness by disqualification for use of a foreign object at 9:21
[Billy Kidman retained the MAPW TV Title]
-Kidman frustrated McGuinness through much of this match that ended when the English rogue decided to try and use his
iron, causing his dq.
Mixed Tag Match
Brock Lesnar & Rena Mero and Adam Riggs & April Hunter battled to a no-contest at 2:05
-Hunter wanted to start against Mero so the two women locked up. Hunter grabbed the advantage and worked over Mero before
tagging in Riggs. The Irish thug put Mero's head between his legs in a standing headlock, and taunted Lesnar that he was going
to powerbomb her.
Then Petey Williams ran in, grabbing Riggs' MAPW HW title off the announce table on his way and nailed
Riggs in the back.
Lesnar grabbed Mero and the two of them left the ring. Hunter caught Williams with a clothesline, but Petey fired right
back at her with forearms, before being driven in the back by a recovered Riggs.
Riggs and Hunter began to work over Williams while Mero and Lesnar left the ringside area. Mero tried to get Lesnar to
turn around and help Williams but he refused and walked away, and Mero followed.
Finally Blaze Bayley and Kurt Angle rushed the ring to make the save.
Adam Riggs stand on top of the announce table while Bayley and Angle help Williams in the ring.
Linley Tolbert has been joined by Chris Champion at the table since Joe Aiello was whacked earlier by
Riggs. Tolbert makes the mistake of singing the praises of Riggs, who then calls Tolbert a brown nosed, corporate sell-out
and kicks him in the head from the elevated position of the announce table. Champion retreats into the crowd.
Riggs] Now Champion unless you have any objections I would like to try and save this abortion of a show you put together...I
mean you call that a main event? The only thing main event about that match was it had me in it. Okay, Dan Severn and Brandon
Myers come down to the ring.
The fans boo as after a few seconds the two Overlords come down and stand in front of the elevated Riggs.
Riggs] It seems that since you two have been on such a losing streak I need to set you up for an easy victory. So who
to match you against? Well...maybe what we could do is make sure at least ONE of you gets a victory...so tonight's main event
will be Dan "the Beast" Severn against Brandon Myers...one on one..right here...right now...James Beard if you would be so
kind as come down and officiate this one right down the middle.
Severn and Myers are in shock but the fans applaud as Riggs motions for them to enter the ring. In the
meantime Bayley and Angle have helped Williams out of the ring.
Brandon Myers defeated Dan Severn by pinfall after hitting him with a pair of brass knuckles at 11:39
-they started off very tentative, but that lasted only about a minute before fists were flying. Neither man held back
and James Beard seemed to be enjoying himself. Myers was in trouble so he managed to whip Severn into Beard and knock him
out. The Stalk came down to the ring and tried to toss Severn a pair of brass knux. Severn missed them and as he tried to
pick them up at his feet Myers struck with a DDT. He then nailed Severn with the brass knux, and with perfect timing James
Beard woke up to make the count.
The Stalk entered the ring to help his trainer Severn, but Myers got into his face about trying to toss in the brass
knux. The two were standing, jawing at each other as we
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