Introduction of our announce
Play by play is Joe Aiello,
long time MAPW regular.
Color Commentary is being provided by former
MAPW wrestler Linley Tolbert who also is a long time MAPW broadcaster.
Doing interviews will be none other then
former wrestler, champion, manager, and executive of PWA/WWA/NWA, Chris Champion.
Other interviews to be done by Pamela
The announce crew line it up for us tonight.
MAPW champion Brock Lesnar is in the house with his girlfriend and valet Rena Mero. He has come off a successful feud with
Bill Goldberg who he took the strap from. However, he has now drawn the ire of MAPW legend and current MAPW commissioner Sam
"The Phenomenal One" Adam Riggs is in the
house, only one week left in his suspension for his action in injuring long time rival Robert "Blaze" Bayley.
The Women's title is on the line as Dawn
Marie defends against Christy Hemme in a bra and panties match.
Linley Tolbert tells us that unfortunately
the tag team champions, Eddie Chavez & Asp Evergreen are also on hand tonight.
Finally there will be several premires
tonight as a new chapter in MAPW is born as Rage goes network on TBA. One of those premieres will be a new tag partner for
The announcers send us to the ring for
our first match
One fall...for the Mid-American Pro
Wrestling Television Title....
Yoshihiro Tajiri (champion) v Petey Williams
Williams has a flurry of offense early
with a reverse russian legsweep and a release German suplex. He then takes the champ down with a hurancanranna from the top
rope. Tajiri takes a powder outside the ring. The champ then stalls trying to slow down the match before catching Williams
with a chop to the throat. He gets the challenger hung up in the tree of whoa and delivers soem punishment, and then later
uses the octopus hold until forced to break by referee Buddy Lane.
Williams turns things around and after
a flying tope outside and a pair of flying headscissors inside the ring he has the champ set up for the Canadian Destroyer
which would mean a title change. However, Tajiri manages to reach out and grab the shirt of the referee which makes Williams
stop. He has to settle for an earringer instead and clotheslines the champ outside the ring. A baseball slide and then a roll
back into the ring and he is again ready to finish the champ off. But Tajiri spews that green mist right into the face of
Petey and causes the automtic disqualification.
Petey Williams defeated Yoshi Tajiri
by disqualification for a foreign object at 6:49
[Tajiri retains the MAPW Television Title]
<<<cue "Phenomenal" by LL
Cool J >>>
The fans are on their feet, emptying their
beers and sodas to get ready to throw the emptys, as Adam Riggs comes to the ring.
"Shut the **** **** you bunch of *****
*****. The first thing you need to understand is that Riggs is now alone. He doesn't need some big ***** bimbo, or some ******
slant **** oriental manager to get the job done."
The fans boo and the debris begins to fall.
"Is that the best you got you bunch of
<<<cue "Ain't Going Down till
the Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks >>>
The fans turn and burst into applause as
MAPW commissioner Sam Holiday, former champion, comes to the ringside area. He is quickly followed by security.
Riggs] Yeah look at you , little *****
****. You need all those ********* ***** to hold your hand after they been holding your **** in the back.
Holiday] Just shut up Riggs. Shut the heck
up. You know, we just got this contract on TBA Network and of course you just have to try and screw it up for the rest of
us. You are a racist and a homophobic who has no place on the television sets of America.
Riggs] First off *****, I am Irish so I
don't give a *** **** about America, I hope the terrorists get more of you ******* pigs. And if you mean to say I hate fudgepackers
then yeah...I'm homophobic...as long as that doesn't mean that I'm scared of them.
Holiday] You'r the worst kind of racist,
an ignorant one. But we all know this, even you know it, that's not why I came out here. I'm sick and tired of hearing your
junk every week. It was a nice rest while you were on suspension even if it was at the expense of my close friend Bayley.
But now apparently you are back and able to wrestle next week. I'm assuming here that you will be aiming for the MAPW Heavyweight
champion Brock Lesnar. *small pop from crowd* I have no love for Lesnar, but I'm sure he would rip a hole in your chest where
your heart should be. But you know what, as good as that match would be, I don't want to see it, and I don't want it on the
network, and I don't want you anywhere near the main event.
Riggs] I don't care what you want ****.
You get what ever I shove down your throat, and you'll like it.
Holiday] ENOUGH. You've wasted enough of
our time Riggs. I'll tell you what I'm going to come out of retirement next week and I'm going to whip your ***. OOps sorry
bout that folks. I'm going to kick your behind Riggs.
Riggs] yeah, yeah, whatever. Fine. Look
when I beat your *** next week, oops sorry *** *Riggs feigns blushing and covers his crotch*, then I will be back and will
do whatever I please. If that means coming out here for an interview and telling you **** Americans the way the rest of the
world hates your guts then that is what I will do. If it means coming out here and taking that piece of tin from that roided
up champion Brock Lesbian, and then pulling that **** girlfriend of his by the hair back to my cave, then thats exactly what
I will do.
Joe Aiello] It's a good thing that this
show is taped, those comments by Riggs will need some serious editing. He's such a thug.
Linley Tolbert] Ha, Joe, Riggs tells it
like it is. Something you Americans can't handle. Next week he's going to kick Holiday's butt.
Joe Aiello] First off, I'm Canadian not
American you South African racist, and secondly, well, I hope your wrong.
Sean Waltman v Brandon Bricks
Bricks is a blue collar guy from South Philly, the son of a bricklayer. This
is his second year as a pro wrestler, spending the first on the Atlantic Coast. He comes in at 5'11 and 225 pounds. His specialty
is the underdog role and his ability to take a beating and not give up.
Waltman came to the ring looking like a fallen rockstar. The fans jeered him
heavily as he shook off their attempts at high-fives. He paused to take issue with a fan who had brought a sign proclaiming
"Waltman got punked by Peter Brady".
Bricks took the opportunity and distraction to his advantage and attacked Waltman
as soon as the bell sounded. His offense lasted for less than a minute before Waltman began to dish it out. After a couple
of minutes and some near falls the wrestler formerly known as X-Pac and Syxx grew frustrated. He went for a frog splash from
the top but Bricks moved out of the way and put Waltman in a Texas Cloverleaf. Waltman had no choice but to tap.
Brandon Bricks defeated Sean Waltman by submission with the Texas Clover
Leaf at 5:27
Bricks celebrated his victory outside the ring while Waltman threw a temper
Chris Champion comes to the ring to interview Waltman. He points out to Sean
that they go way back, to the PWA days. He then tells Waltman that maybe its time to hang it up, or does he really need a
paycheque that badly? Waltman tells Champion to go screw himself. He says that was a fluke. He knew nothing about this kid
right out of wrestling school but its obvious that the kid had been studying hours of film of his illustrious career. Waltman
says the kid had the frog splash well scouted and got lucky. Waltman says it won't happen again. Champion changes the subject
to Joanie Laurer...but before he can get the question out Waltman covers the mic with his hand and shakes his head at Champion.
He fixes him with a stare that says "don't go there".
We see the MAPW Tag Team Champions Ash Evergreen & Eddie Chavez
sitting on the curb outside the arena. They have their tag team belts around their waist. Ash is wearing a shirt that says
"Vote For Eddie"
Eddie] What are you going to do today Ash?
Ash] Whatever I feel like doing, gooshhh
Ash] So you got my back and everything now right?
Ash] Well I have all your equipment in my locker, so you should come get it
or something..I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Eddie] Hey Ash, do you think chicks will vote for me?
Ash] Heck yes. Chicks love a guy with skillz.
Eddie] What are my skills?
Ash] Your a good dancer. And your the only guy who has a cool bike and a Mom
with a mustache.
The tag champs sit up, scoop up their title belts and head into the arena.
<<< cue "Ride of the Valkryes" by Wagner >>>
The fans jeer as Dan Severn comes to the ring leading his latest protege known
simply as "The Stalk"
Mikey Batts v The Stalk (/w Dan Severn)
The Stalk (short for beanstalk) is a strange looking man, born in Brussels
Belgium and trained in mixed martial arts and wrestling by Severn. He is 6'9 and thin at around 260 pounds. He has been competing
in Europe for about 8 years before coming over to North America with Severn's guidance. In his little more then a month of
competition in MAPW he is still undefeated.
This is a squash match, as Batts is no match for the big shooter who punishes
the smaller man. He ends the match by hoisting Batts up as if for a powerbomb but instead sends him backward face first into
The Stalk defeated Mikey Batts by pinfall after the falling stalk at
Video featuring "Over" by Mercy Drive
Highlights are shown of the Brock Lesnar v Bill Goldberg feud which culminated
in Brock winning the MAPW title.
[end of first hour]